🗨️ Real Talk 🗨️
At The Crypto Zoo, we might sell anarchy shirts, but we're serious about our shop's backbone – the policies. Now, we’re not trying to parent your rebellious spirit, but believe it or not, selling those Marx and Engels shirts puts ramen on our table. We embrace the paradox: kind of like protesting big corporations on an iPhone.
💳 Payment 💳
We Accept: Major credit cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, and whatever Harry Potter magic your cart conjures up at checkout. All payments must clear before your unearthly treasures start their journey to you.
🚀 Fast & Furious Shipping 🚀
- Apparel: Ships in 1-3 days
- Home Decor: Ships in 1-5 days
- Boots and Shoes: Ships in 3-10 days
We work with multiple distributors to ensure fast processing. This means that sometimes your complete order might be shipped from different locations in different areas. So if it's not all in the same package, rest assured, everything will be on the way. Think of it as having multiple Christmases!
🌍 Worldwide Wanderlust 🌍
We ship globally because goths and punks are everywhere, man. International shipping rates apply, and you're responsible for any customs or import fees. So if you're ordering from Transylvania, expect to deal with your local vampire customs office.
📦 Packaging: No Frills, Just Thrills 📦
We keep it simple. Your order will arrive in a plain, eco-friendly box or envelope. No fancy stuff here, but rest assured, the contents are anything but ordinary.
🔄 Returns & Exchanges 🔄
Unfortunately, WE DON’T ACCEPT RETURNS OR EXCHANGES currently. Why? Amazon and Wal-mart do! Um... we are a family-owned operation with no relation to Jeff Bezos. Each product is crafted custom for you. Plus, ordering the right size is crucial – it’s a garment, not a shape-shifting potion.
🚫 Errors or Damages 🚫
If your order showcases more horror than intended – like damages, misprints, or the wrong size – we may offer a refund. Just shoot us a photo of the anomaly. And if there's an issue we haven't foreseen? Reach out.
⭐ Feedback ⭐
Your Voice Shapes Our World: Consider your feedback our compass, guiding our ship through the paranormal seas.
🔒 Privacy 🔒
Your Secrets Are Safe With Us: Your personal data is more sacred to us than a hidden treasure. We harness it solely for shipping and reaching out, ensuring no third party gets a glimpse.
📬 Contact 📬
Always Here, Ears Perked: Queries, worries, or got a cryptid tale to spin? Our dedicated crew is all ears, geared to assist in every spectral step.
Please either use the form below or email us at [email protected]
