An Ode to Mooselegs:
Once upon a time, in a forest so fair
There lived a dog named Bunsen, with fluffy hair
His nose for food led him the way
To his favorite treat, mooselegs, at least once a day.
Bunsen would drool at the thought of those legs
It was something that was found without the need to beg
But his dad would always try to take them away
Saying, "Bunsen, those legs are not for dogs, okay?"
But Bunsen was no fool, he knew what he liked
And those mooselegs were always found on hikes
So he'd sneak up on them, with a wag in his tail
And gobble them up, running away without fail!
Oh, those mooselegs were quite a sight to see
With their furry skin, so soft and meaty
And Bunsen loved them, every single bit
Even if his dad threw a hissy fit!
So if you're ever in the forest, and you see
A fluffy dog named Bunsen, wagging with glee
If he's moving at speed that makes him a blur
Just remember he's got a Moose Leg and