Don’t Be A Chooch!
What manner of choochery is this? Did you violate one of the Ten Commandments of the Family Of The Leaf? Take note, so you don’t repeat the mistake!
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Thou shalt not act as though you have all cigar knowledge giving you permission to be critical of others with less knowledge than you.
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Thou shalt not put a cigar in your mouth prior to cutting it. Noone wants to use the same cutter as you if you’re cutting a slobbery cigar.
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When smoking indoors, thou shalt not drop your ash anywhere, but in the ashtray.
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When smoking outdoors, thou shalt not worry about where another BOTL/SOTL’s ash
falls.
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When in a cigar shop, thou shalt not handle or sniff cigars you are not planning to
purchase, especially if the cigar has no cellophane.
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Thou shalt not stamp your cigar out, especially if smoking indoors. Doing so leaves a
foul odor.
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Thou shalt not spit in the ashtray.
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Thou shalt not boast about the Cuban cigars that you have smoked!
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Thou shall not judge another person's taste in cigars.
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Thou shalt not cut the cigar to far into the cap
The legalistic Choocher
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Thou shall not Ash on yourself.
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Thou shall not mispronounce a cigar term.
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Thou shall not Spill your drink while smoking a cigar
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Thou shall not Smoking a flavored Backwoods at a cigar gathering
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Thou shall not Failure to light your cigar after 2 matches.
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Though shall not Using a punch on a torpedo cigar.
